Too much time on my hands? So sleep-deprived that my judgment is off? I read the entire spam message and was enchanted. Well, not really enchanted, but I did read it, and wondered who wrote these things? Are these spam letter generated by computers? Why do they always come from Ghana or Nigeria? Why not Paris or Canada?
For your reading pleasure:
From: Mrs. Elizabeth Cooper and FAMILY,
East Logon Accra Ghana.
I know you will be surprise to receive this mail from me as we do not know each other; nevertheless I am Mrs.elizabeth Cooper from Liberia presently residing in Accra Ghana.
I would like to apply through this medium for your co-operation to secure an opportunity to invest and to go into joint business partnership with you. I have a substantial capital I honorably intend to invest jointly with you into a lucrative business venture based on your advice and directive.
The essence of this mail is to open up communication with you to enable us know each other as regards to our plan to invest our money judiciously with you.
Please feel free to email me for further clarification on my intention to partner with you. God bless you as I will be looking forward to hear from you.
Mrs. Elizabeth Cooper AND FAMILY.