becca’s fantasy

image001.jpg hey there, it’s almost easter and those peep candies are now on sale at duane reade. if you ever want to get on my friend becca’s good side, get her a package. she loves those totally nuclear-bright, teeth-rotting treats, which is why I think this is “Becca’s Fantasy.”

Nice. If it were Eliot Spitzer’s fantasy, he’d be in less hot water. Hoo-wah! Wouldn’t want to be in the Spitzer household tonight, boy.