I have to quit cutting my bangs…it’s just that I really love doing it. The dude who cuts my hair has gradually trimmed them to a mega-short length, literally a Julius Caesar fringe, I think possibly because now that I am a mom, I don’t really have time to come frequently so he’s saving me time. But the short bangs look normal to me because of all those pictures of Rooney Mara with teeny monk-like bangs.
The first thing my mom said to me after my haircut is “WHY ARE YOUR BANGS SO SHORT!” And I was like harumph, that doesn’t have to be the first thing you say, is it? The first thing Husband said to me after my haircut is “CUTE HAIRCUT!” then after a pause “WHY ARE YOUR BANGS SO SHORT!” That was more appropriate.