Me: Last night I dreamed my friend Alex and Kris got married — not to each other, but to their husbands, and I totally missed both weddings. Alex was hurt and mad, because I was in the wedding party, and Kris was more whatever. I saw Kris’s husband releasing a duck in the river as part of the wedding. What do you think it means?
Mom: Indigestion. (then, with joy in her heart) Last night, I dreamed you had a flat stomach.
Me: Huh. Wonder what that dream means.