I always catch some of SNL, as consistently mixed as it is, and am always amazed at the quality of their wigs. Their wig budget must be insane. I don’t really get a pang of loss any more when I see performers go at it, but I would still love a job where I got to wear wigs. My friend Alex says “So why don’t you get some and wear one,” but it’s not the same. Like I want to wear the heck of the wigs from 9 to 5, and then leave it behind at the office. It’s all about boundaries.
At very least, I have this long white beard from the show I just did, which I’ll use for Halloween (dressing up as Merlin, Moses, dunno, will decide then).