A few (very few) people have mentioned fantasies they have about my baby. Like my father has a fantasy where the two of them will just hang out in the pool. My friend Alex J. mentioned daydreaming about the baby, but didn’t mention how. For me, I’ve so far only pictured dressing up the baby as Abe Lincoln (for Halloween). See, one of my fav things are babies in bikinis. I just find that so adorable, but since I’m having a boy, I won’t subject him to that. I’ll indulge my other baby fantasy, which is making babies wear fake beards.