These are fifty-year-olds without an ounce of body fat and maintain rock-hard abs, and THEY ARE FIFTY! I know Madonna and Prince are not average citizens, and probably eat only like kelp from the Sea of Japan and do Pilates with the stars, or whatever, but STILL, they are fifty and they have rockin’ bodies! What the hell! It’s not just celebs. Recently, I went to a birthday party for a producer who turned fifty, and he has the physique of a NINETEEN YEAR OLD SWIMMER! This tells me what…that it’s physiologically possible for me to get in shape…and yet, I am on the same planet as Ben and Jerry’s.