Jessica Simpson

Oh my God, I hope things work out with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, because I just can’t take the desperation any more. You know like she’s got to be a bit jealous of her sister, what with the impending marriage and baby that happened after she lost her normal-human-weight and got the nose job. It’s just like, DUDE, BUT I WAS THE PRETTY SISTER, etc. etc.

4 Replies to “Jessica Simpson”

  1. Oh my goodness, I have been on a “no celebrity gossip” diet for weeks now… I’m in the dark! Ashlee Simpson is pregnant? Is it true that Star Jones is divorcing? Just when I think I’ve gotten over my celeb gossip addiction, I realize I cave in an instant as soon as the goods are dangling in front of me!

  2. Yes, I think I’ve totally given over. Someone at work showed me and I laugh my butt off when I read it. How was Paris! I’ll ask you offline.

  3. ashlee used to look like a cute but slightly awkward teen to me before, but now, she got very femme-bottie with the hair and the nose job and the boobs. but when she started dating pete wentz they started to look alike…supporting your mannish p.o.v.

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