How do I teach my daughter that all things with a twist top are NOT a fruit pouch?
Message to Twin Girl: Like can you not eat the diaper cream? Sand is one thing (on the beach, both babies eat lots of sand), but zinc oxide does not belong in your digestive tract. It’s not like I smear a banana smoothie on your butt. And while I’m on my wish list, can you not pull my dress down in public? I really would like to flash Foodtown only ONCE. (Only never, actually, but that wish has been blown.) Thank you.