I’m throwing my first kid party for the First Son and went a little crazy with the goody bags. One item in it gave me pause — I put it down and picked it up a few times, because I love it but I’m worried that it’ll tick some parents off. It’s not big deal, but it’s a set of ugly teeth for the kids to wear. There’s nothing cute about it. It will actively make the children who wear it pretty ugly. That potentially will make me unpopular with parents. Oh well, I just could not resist!