Impossible Task List

–Procure eye of newt

–Pluck hair of unicorn

–Extract elixir from elderflower with bare hands

–Sing a ballad so sweet that the Psmond family weep and adopt you immediately as their newest member

–Squeeze antibiotic eye drops to an infant with pink eye…two drops per eyes, four times a day, for seven days

You have got to be kidding me. Surely, four times a day, they mean best of four?

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