There’s a bin of chocolate on my desk, literally a bin, from some vendor who is trying to butter me up, and I keep reaching for the stuff (and it’s not even “healthy” chocolate, but like cheap, milk chocolate Hershey’s stuff which you know probably never leaves your intestinal system) because I’m wondering how to do stop being so out-of-control bored at work? and what should I do with my life? But it’s not answering either question for me.
Okay, I have removed the bin of chocolate and given it to the receptionist. how’s that for superhuman will power.