Him: so I can have abs of steel.
Me: You already have abs of steel. Your abs could not be any steelier.
Him: I want a six-pack.
Me: You have more than a six pack. You have like a 16-pack.
Him: This other kid on YouTube put duct tape on his stomach in the shape of a six-pack to get his six pack.
Me: Whoa, did it work?
Him: Not really. He ripped the tape off and the skin was lighter where the tape was.
I learn so much from this kid. I see him performing plank and ab curls around the apartment. But I think he stopped on Day 2.