These two are totally hooking up and are a couple, and for some reason, it really makes me feel badly for Scarlett Johanssen. Not that the girl needs my sympathy, but she has said in interviews how she didn’t really understand how much work a marriage is and from that, I infer enormous regret over letting this hunk of Canadian bacon go. This latest coupling feels so wrong. My goodness, romance is so fraught.
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