Halle Berry has said that she loves her daughter to the point where she would “take a bullet for her.” Now, I would much prefer to take a bullet than my son to have to take one, but it’s just not an everyday sentiment for me, or I don’t think about life with baby in those terms…but my life is obviously much less dramatic and she is an actress. Gisele Bundchen, who looks exactly the same post-baby but with bigger boobs, has said “people think they can eat whatever they want after they give birth.” Um, yes, that’s true, because otherwise, I would gauge my eyes out. We always have beer and ice cream in the house these days, to help cope with the fact that we’re so tired we could punch ourselves.
Thank you. Yay celebs!