You know, one of Husband’s gigs is bartending, but he keeps shopping up with injuries…okay, it’s happened twice, and I exaggerate, but the point is before we headed to Mexico a few years ago, he had to get stitches on the top of his head, and then yesterday he came home with a black eye. No one punched him, but somehow, when he was lifting something heavy the lid came open and caught him in the eye.
Now he kind of reminds me of Droopy Dog.
That sounds like an unlikely story. Maybe he’s just trying to protect you from the truth. It’s not your fault, Tina’s Husband!
Also, I was about to come to your website and chastise you for not posting and entertaining me, but then you did. Yay!
he’s telling people he got punched by his wife.