Aw, yeah, I saw Madeline Albright yesterday on the Acela back to NYC. She is tiny in person — tiny head, no hair, spreading out on her chair like a proper homeless woman, newspapers and coffee cups everywhere. I love her! My husband said she doesn’t really count as a celeb, “well, maybe a dc celeb.” Whatever, man, I’ll take what I can get. She’s someone on earth who has no idea who I am, but I know lots about her! I can go up to her and say, “Madeline, you are so right about Condi Rice. What happened there?” Plus, I stayed at the hotel where Reagan got shot. Gee, why isn’t that promoted in their brochures?