Husband and I both had auditions yesterday for TV stuff, so it was a pastiche of short, random lines. His parts were for a Boat Captain, a Cop, Camera Man, and EMT Guy. Mine was Rich, Asian Business Lady.
His were:
–Mrs. Ryan, we have to go.
–I can’t find a pulse.
–I have to pick up a package.
–Hands off the camera!
Mine was:
–Jack, introduce me to this charming young woman.
When I made him do his lines at home, I couldn’t stop laughing, mostly because on some level, I am FOUR.