subway song

This is what I should not be spending time on, so I could definitely do a better job than this, but cannot justify the time.

Subway Song for First Son, sung to the melody of “Yellow Submarine”

I was born in 1904
And I love to say “stand-clear the closing door.”
I am old
And I am slow
But I’m all you’ve got if you go
Across the bridge, or into Queens
Hey at least, I’m not a soup tureen

[Refrain]
We all ride on the A, the C. the E,
The 1, the 2, the 3,
The F, the L, the B

We all ride on the 4, the 5, the B
The J, the M, the Z,